I Put A Million Monkeys In A Room With Typewriters And They Wrote Shakespeare, But It Wasn’t Worth It

What do I do with all these monkeys?

Composite by the author. Original images used from Silver Ringvee, Cecilia Jorgensen, Ayush Rastogi, Ramon Vloon, Storiès.

It’s true what they say, if you put a million monkeys in a room with a million typewriters, eventually they will write Shakespeare. But what they won’t tell you is that in the process of writing Shakespeare they will ruin your carpet…